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| Kidhakus Roster Who is Kidhakus? Kidhakus is the King, Magoo, State Cop, Tellie, the Yellow Streak, Blizzy, the Town Drunk, Mr. Soo.... I could go on and on. Members come and go but originally Kidhakus was just a group of guys living in a dorm looking to shake things up. And it worked! I present to you the original members! |
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Play Codename: Walter is one of Kidhakus founding fathers. He also went through the most codename changes. Walt was first known as Stilts because of his height. Later his name changed to Playa because of his skills with the ladies. Finally his codename was shortened to just Play when he decided to settle down. Skills: Just like his nickname, Play liked to play around. He worked well with Camby in deciving people on what he's true identity was. Play also had a short fuse. He didn't take much crap from strangers and his long reach helped in hand-to-hand combat. Play was a great athlete although he had some problems in playoff games. |
| Rage Codename: Brian Page takes a few drinks....and becomes the RAGE! Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Skills: Rage is a former college wrestler, even though he never could hold onto the Kidhakus House Belt. Rage is known for his enormous strength and even more enormous appetite. He is often found stealing food from his other housemates. His weight is in a constant flux. Rage probably has the most dedication to the cause. He's not a quitter. He gives it his all. Strong drinker which often leads into ridiculousness. |
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Camby Codename: Marcus is the youngest of the founding fathers. He was a freshman when the rest of us were sophomores at Hagerstown 2 then. When Marcus came to campus, another Marcus was making a name for himself at UMass: Marcus Camby. Now everyone knew that the Force and the Village Idiot were from Massachusetts. So in another one of our schemes, we decided to play a trick on some of the girls in our dorm. UMass didn't start school for a few more weeks so Marcus became Camby, basketball superstar from UMass and old friend from grade school of the Force. Yes, we did get questions about his height but we just told people that "Everyone looks taller on TV." Skills: Camby enjoys misleading people, especially ladies. His favorite alias is Jamal Jenkins or JJ. Camby is also the best athlete on the Kidhakus roster. He specializes in soccer but had moments of brilliance playing football and softball. Camby often worked with Play. As a duo, they had many questioning their sexual orientation. Camby loves the kids and has many across the country. Camby is a light drinker. |
| C-Lo Codename: Chris was one of the founding fathers of Kidhakus. His codename stayed the same since he first joined: C-Lo. Simply an abbreviation of his full name. Skills: C-Lo was the quietest member of Kidhakus. And also the member forces that we encountered trusted the most. Bending the truth has perpetually been a staple in the Kidhakus family but C-Lo kept the white lies from getting out of control. C-Lo drinks the least among all members.
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The Village Idiot Codename: David Parker is another man of many nicknames. Play and The Town Drunk donned the Village Idiot tag on his many moons ago. But most of the time we just call him Parker. Skills: Parker is a dynamo in the kitchen. He prepared most of the Kidhakus meals during college. Parker also has a lot of spirit. Many times in his career he has been jumped but he never folds. Parker has the ability to fall asleep anywhere. And although he has had many injuries over the past few years, he still goes all out. He's very loyal to his friends. Strong drinker. |
| Force Codename: Jason is one of the founding fathers of Kidhakus. He came into the group with the Force already attached, a nickname he picked up early in high school. He was also known as Stokes in reference to San Francisco 49er JJ Stokes. And when he's with Jamal Jenkins (see Camby) his alias becomes Sean Jefferson. Skills: Force is strong with communication and planning. He's often organizing events and keeping the entire Kidhakus family in the loop. Force is a consistant athletic performer, he led Kidhakus Flag Football in tackles (1997-1999) and set a record by scoring at least one run in every softball game player in his career (1996-1999). Strong Drinker. |
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